An on site account of Kat’s Birthday Bash.
“Hi, Kat. Happy birthday. Won’t you kiss me?”
“Of course Sharukh, I will. But in private.”
Laughter all around. Kat then goes off to meet other guests.
Sallu now enters the scene.
“Dude, I believe you are getting too close to Kat. Just lay off her.”
“But, what can I do? She is the one who dreams about me all the while.”
“Oh, she told you about it.”
“Yeah, she did. But really not her fault. Actually, my charm is such; millions of women go to bed dreaming about me.”
“And I believe, some men too. Whatever be it, just forget about her. Remember dude, you are trespassing on my property.”
“Uh uh. That’s not right. Kings do not trespass. All properties belong to the king and he can go wherever he wants.”
“King or not, just lay off Kat.”
“Sals, threatening a king is high treason.”
“I don’t know about that but if you do not lay off her, I will make the king literally bite the dust in the next few moments.”
“Cool it, buddy, I was just kidding. Okay, if you say so, I will only stick to K… K… K… Kiran.”
“Hey, who is talking of my wife? No one is sticking to my Kiran. She is mine and only mine.”
“Heard that dude? Same way, Kat is mine and only mine.”
“And Kareena is only mine, for the time being at least” said a new voice.
Then all the 3 voices said in unison, “And, Your Majesty, who do you have of your own?”
The king having no one, thought for a moment and then said, “Mere pass K….K…. K….. Karan hai.”
And with that the king walked out from the party in a huff.